Goodness knows that healthfulness is normally not one of Brandy's concerns when brunching. "At my age, the only reason I would care about an excess of butter is if it was one someone else's plate and not mine," as Brandy likes to point out. But when her dear friend Brocco Leigh Binto (genius inventor and scientist) came to her with a little conundrum, she couldn't help but be intrigued. "I'm wondering if you could help me with a top secret experiment," Brocco began, "I can't explain the parameters in too much detail because it might effect the outcome, but suffice it to say it involves taking you out to brunch." "I do like the sound of that," Brandy mused. "The only catch is that we'll need to go somewhere with healthy food." "Normally I'd sock you one for even suggesting health food, but there is somewhere I'd like to try."
Brandy met Brocco on a Saturday morning, taking him to Lyfe Kitchen in River North. Brandy had been interested in trying Lyfe Kitchen for quite a while, as word of this new kind of fast casual dining had reached her through the pipelines. Though not usually one to seek out healthier food options, Brandy very much liked the intentions behind Lyfe Kitchen (a franchise founded by former fast food executives with locations in California, Colorado, and other parts of Chicago) of using technology instead of cheaper ingredients and chemicals to to bring fresh and delicious locally sourced dishes to the masses. A face and name familiar to Chicago's food scene, Chef Art Smith, even hopped on board to help create the menus and mentor the culinary team.
The Breakfast Sandwich was another pretty typical offering done very well, with scrambled eggs, turkey sausage, cheddar cheese, tomato, and greens on an English muffin, served with a side of fresh berries. Brandy was very happy to see the addition of the tomato to brighten things up, since a lot of breakfast sandwiches forget that very important aspect.
"Well, we've done it," Brocco said happily, "We've concured the whole menu." "Not quite," Brandy said, watching as one of the workers changed over the menus from breakfast to lunch, "We should really try a few of the lunch entrees. You know.. for science's sake." "For science!" proclaimed Brocco, finishing off the last of his smoothie.
For lunch, they chose to sample the beer offerings on tap, which came in four varieties: Sam Adams IPA, Tighthead Blonde, Revolution Golden Ale, and Boulevard Tank 7. Brandy favored the Revolution, which had a subtle citrus taste she felt could stand up to more savory dishes. Brocco liked the lighter Tighthead, which had a pleasant sort of sourness to it. Brandy was impressed with the selection all around, especially since for the most part, the choices were all local and micro brewed.
Brandy chose Art's Un-Fried Chicken, which came with a saute of sprouts, butternut squash, cranberries, and a cashew cream. Brandy could not have loved the crispy chicken more, which was actually over baked with a sort of bread crumb like coating. The chicken was juicy and succulent, while the veggies were tender, yet not over done, and a perfect match to the protein. "I don't know if I buy that this chicken hasn't been fried," Brandy said suspiciously, "I might have to take a look at those kitchens to be sure." One of the workers stopped her before she could enter, but assured her that the chicken was indeed cooked in a special oven that could be programmed to cook every single dish to perfection within five minutes.
Rounding off a full day of eating, Brandy and Brocco tried a few of the chewy and delicious Chocolate Chip Cookies, which incredibly were vegan. "So there's no eggs in these?" Brandy asked. "Nope," said Brocco. "No milk?" queried Brandy. "Nope," said Brocco. "No butter?!" insisted Brandy. Brocco shook his head. "Well, I'll be!" exclaimed Brandy and stuffed another one in her mouth.
Lyfe Kitchen certainly did make a "lifer" out of Brandy with their forward thinking ideas of what casual dining can be. Everything on the breakfast menu was not only low in calories and sodium, but also priced well below $10 (the lunch and dinner menus didn't top $15) and made from local, organic ingredients, making it hard to beat in a sometimes over saturated fast food breakfast market. "Have you gotten the kind of statistics you were hoping for?" Brady asked Brocco as they headed out. "More than I was hoping for! The capacity of your stomach is truly an impressive thing." "Excuse me?" "Oh, my study was actually on you. I've always been fascinated by the amount of food you're able to consume in a single sitting. That's why I wanted to go somewhere healthy, so you didn't do too much damage to yourself during the experiment." A few minutes later, Brocco woke up on the sidewalk alone with his glasses bent and a rather painful hand mark across his left cheek.
The writers of this blog were invited to sample the menu by the restaurant at no cost in exchange for an honest review.
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